Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Book Review: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith, is by far one of the best books I've read in months. Grahame-Smith approaches the work with the utmost respect for the original, but also with the willingness to make fun of it--gently, of course. The basic plot is the same, the basic relationships are the same, though some minor characters come to different ends than in the original (most of them well-deserved and things I almost wish had happened to them in the original).

The book has almost all of the zombie tropes in it; the only major one that appears to be missing is the onset of the zombie plague, which happened 55 years before the beginning of the book. That's necessary, however, for the Bennett girls to have been trained by Shaolin monks in China and become the ruthless fighting force they are. I like this much better than if the zombies had arisen during the book and we'd had to watch Mrs. Bennett and other silly characters flutter about (though watching them get eaten might have been quite rewarding) while the initial deaths were occurring.

The introduction of zombies into the story introduces a new type of pride and prejudice, as well: pride in one's fighting abilities and prejudice against those who don't have them. It's almost a new type of feminine "accomplishment" except the men have it, too. It's amazingly expected for women to be able to wield a katana and/or a musket and help defend their homes from the "unmentionables" (as they're called, in beautiful Victorian style), and the few girls in the book who aren't able or don't want to develop these skills are looked down on by those who are and have. While in the original, the Bennetts had almost nothing going for them, in this adaptation, they at least have their fighting prowess. And watching Elizabeth kick Darcy around a room was highly entertaining.

The very best part of the book might be the discussion questions at the end, book-club style. Especially number 10: "Some scholars believe that the zombies were a last-minute addition to the novel, requested by the publisher in a shameless attempt to boost sales. Others argue that the hordes of the living dead are integral to Jane Austen's plot and social commentary. What do you think? Can you imagine what this novel might be like without the violent zombie mayhem?"

I'm now considering teaching my next literature class in such a way to incorporate Pride and Prejudice and Zombies--perhaps by contrasting originals and their adaptations, such as Beowulf and Gardner's Grendel, Pride and Prejudice and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I'm sure I could come up with at least two more.

I highly recommend this book to anyone who likes Austen and/or zombies. It's a great read.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Stats

Necromancer

New words: 1,038

Total words: 38,975

Mean things: boyfriend still being a jerk. Teary goodbyes. Heading into the in-between.

Favorite: “We will. See you in a few days,” Akasha said. She tucked the edge of the bag into her belt and turned to face the portal again with a lighter heart. Resting a hand on the mule’s neck, she joined Eldwin and they stepped into the hole in the world.

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Yay for more writing! I wanted to do about twice as much, but my stamina must have atrophied, because I was definitely flagging at the end of this scene. At least I broke a thousand words; I would have been very annoyed with myself if I hadn't.

Interestingly enough, I started listening to Lacuna Coil's new CD Shallow Life just as I started writing and it finished a bit after I started this blog post. So that worked out nice.

In other news, still no job for W.E., but we have an apartment, and we move next Thursday. Hopefully we can find something between now and then. Trying not to panic.

Now it's lunch time, read a bit more of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, then get through a bit more of Jodi Meadows' Unwater before I have to start packing something.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I'm Still Alive

Posting has been sporadic lately because finals week was immediately followed by a visit from my sister and then a visit to Murfreesboro to look at apartments. I haven't gotten any writing done or anything else productive (except nearly compulsive job hunting for W.E.), and so had nothing to talk about here. I promise, in a couple of weeks, I'll be back with stats and long boring tales of my life.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

This is What Boredom Hath Wrought

I got bored yesterday (I can't even TELL you how bored. I have NOTHING TO DO now that school's out, and I fear W.E. and I may drive each other round the bend before the real work of packing and cleaning starts), so I made this:



The texture, again, came from Belladonna, who does lovely work.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Stats

Necromancer

New words: 1,381

Total words: 37,935

Mean things: boyfriend being cold. Mother having a hissy. Lacerated feet.

Favorite: He retrieved his belongings from the barn and settled into the house. Pulling the jar from his saddlebag, he handled it reverently. He could feel the anger of the Askr Draugr pulsing through the ceramic and licked his lips in anticipation. By the time he got back to Nexus, the elemental would be starving, ready to eat anything he pointed it at. He could use that hunger to train it, as well, though he didn’t expect he would need it for anything that required much training.
It doesn’t take much training to do what your nature tells you to, he thought. You’re going to help me a great deal. Whether you like it or not.

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One major change I've made that may be confusing if you've been keeping up with me so far: I changed the love interest's name from Alister to Eldwin. I have my reasons.

I had to spend some time smoothing out a continuity error. Akasha goes running halfway across town barefoot, and I meant to have her feet all torn up, but somehow while writing that scene, I forgot. So I had to add onto it, then put some stuff in the next scene with her father doctoring her feet. It wasn't hard to fix, but I was grouchy with myself for forgetting.

I've also come up with a way to get rid of the bad Necromancer without outright killing him, because he shows up again in HEALING THE ELDER, and while I don't know that that novel will ever go anywhere, I don't want to destroy him in this one just in case. Also, I have tentative plans for a novel entirely about him.

Oh, great, now my brain is attempting to work out how to fix HEALING THE ELDER rather than focusing on NECROMANCER. Stupid brain. At least the headache that snuck up on me and smacked me in the back of the head with a board earlier this morning is mostly gone. Thank God for Excedrin Migraine.

In actual life news, I have one more final exam to administer, then final grades to turn in, and I'm done with this teaching gig. Then I get to pack up my office and start seriously trying to find us an apartment in Murfreesboro. And try not to panic. But, hey, I get to see my sister in 3 days! Woohoo!

Monday, May 04, 2009

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Sunday, May 03, 2009

Preview!

I'm on the "Preview of Next Issue" page at Sorcerous Signals! And I love love love love the 1-line synopsis they wrote for me:

"Kayla rescued a young gryphon, Liah, and was drafted into the role of Truthsayer, since no one can lie in the presence of a gryphon - however there are some truths she never wanted to know."

Isn't that GREAT?! So much better than I could do.

So "The Truthsayer" will be out in August. I'll remind you all again then. smile

Stats

Necromancer

New words: 426

Total words: 36,554

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Not a lot noteworthy going on here, just planning for a trip and some father-daughter bonding.

Meanwhile, I've been trying to find W.E. a job, find us an apartment/house in Tennessee, finish up the semester without exploding, and dealing with drama from every source possible. It's been a rough couple of weeks. But after Wednesday, two sources of potential drama will be gone, and I'm dealing with another. Which just leaves the job/home search and packing, which is more than enough for one exhausted teacher to deal with, thank you.

Also, my sister is coming in this Friday. I haven't seen her since W.E. and I got married 7 years ago, so I'm very excited. We have plans to take her to Natural Bridge, possibly some caves, and rope her into helping us pack. lol Good times.